THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING! Oh yes its happening....

Can it be true? Oh yes...
I CAN NOT! Oh yes it is...
ME ACTING NATH?!?! Oh yes its happening!

Is it me or does that Header or the beginning of this post sound like a Flipping panto?!!
Oh know you don't!... I hate Pantos. I would rather take my eyes out with a blunt fork and feed them to a small brown dog!

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