How to test your Meat for 'Horse DNA'

Well how simple could it be by trying these simple steps before tucking into a Horse free lasagne!

Step 1 - Dish Jumping

Take the pencils or pens out of your bag and place them onto the table to form into horse jump and kick your selected meat dish on!

If your dish does not jump in any way, shape or form, you may have to realise this wasn't the best method of testing your dish and people will think your a little bit weird...

Step 2 - The Polo Test

Give your dish a stroke and give it a polo. If the dish is resistanctant to the polo see if a sugar cube will be its favourite.

I can easily say is your dish may not take this rather nice polo or sugar cube you may still not be safe to tuck into you dish!

Watch this space for more tips for how to make sure your dish is Horse free.
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