When Phones were 'Bricks'

So I was rummaging though old boxes and found my second old phone. I went through my messages & apparently it's not my phone, neither am I called Lucy. Apparently it belongs to 'Jackie' a sixty year old women who is from Yorkshire.

I sat on my bed laughing listening to the messages. I mean would a sixty year old women own a bright and I mean bright phone?! I recharged it & deleted everything because it is going to my phone for business.